More Dodger Hazing Pics

Tony Abreu as Pocahontas

Matt Kemp?

Andy "The Clown" LaRoche

The Devilish Eric Hull

Hu The Sorcerer

Delwyn Young doesn't look happy as Snow White.

UPDATE: More Pics

Meleon the Tarzan ManSaito the SamuraiPirate Stults at your service

Dodger Pics

Not a picture to be found! How can this be? We have a world where everybody has a camera, or ones available at a moments notice. They paraded the team from Chicago to San Francisco. They walked through airports and the San Francisco city streets. Yet, not one picture has yet to show up. What's going on here?

Oh well. Since I was bored this morning I thought I would try my hand at photoshop to appease my funny bone. So here are my first five tries.

Billingsley as Robin Hood.Andre Ethier in hot pink.

Broxton is in deep meditation.

Russell "Nacho Libre" Russell

James "Popeye" Loney

I've been trying to figure out how to do Matt Kemp, but I don't know where to start. Fat suit in a bikini? Pecs and gluts are overly accentuated? It had a few other details not fit for a family newspaper?