Great Moments in Broadcasting

I was on my home from work a little earlier listening to the Dodger game on the radio. I don't quite recall who Rick Monday was talking about or the inning, but he made the following comment that made me spit up my drink all over my dashboard. I don't quite remember the exact quote so I'll paraphrase.

He's got enough lumber to satisfy a beaver

Get it? I know, my minds in the sewer.