Brandon McCarthy has a major twitter obsession. He's on it all of the time. Like, ever waking minute... OK, maybe I'm overstating that a bit. McCarthy isn't always on twitter, but it sure seems like it sometimes.
From the funny jabs at his teammates to a willingness to communicate directly with fans, Brandon McCarthy is certainly the loquacious sort on twitter, and it's clear Dodger fans love every minute of it. After all, what fan doesn't want to know the personalities behind the players on your team.
With Brandon now out of commission, he finds himself with a ton of time on his hands. Naturally, he's spending that time on the social media site. For instance, hours after undergoing Tommy John surgery for the first time on Thursday he posted the below indecipherable message:
I felt the same way after wisdom tooth surgery many moons ago.thles pani pills are'nt havin any eff=ect at al;/ claer th*inking is me and motoor sskils is very greats— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 30, 2015
Fast forward a few more days, Brandon has more post-surgery thoughts:
I haven't seen it and I don't plan on rushing to the theater now.Unbroken was maybe the worst adaptation of a book into a movie maybe ever. just terrible— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) May 4, 2015
Hey, Brandon! How many pills do you have left?WAY too many people are curious as to the amount of pain pills you have left— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) May 4, 2015
Burn!my wife ties someone else's shoes about as well as Angelina Jolie adapts books into movies (callback to earlier observation)— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) May 4, 2015
Then it got really weird.
WTF!my penis looks ridiculous when i take a bath— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) May 4, 2015
ESPN writer Chris Jones shares the perfect response below.
@BMcCarthy32 Imagine how your bath feels.— Chris Jones (@MySecondEmpire) May 4, 2015
We will no doubt be enjoying many more hilarious tweets from the man over the coming months, so be sure to give Brandon a follow here: @BMcCarthy32. I guarantee you won't regret it.
Photo at the very top, via Jon SooHoo/LA Dodgers 2015
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