Monday, May 17, 2010

Ely Mania

Courtesy of Mike Scioscia's Tragic Illness and Memories of Kevin Malone we find that John Ely has gained star status among Dodger fans. Twitter is all aflutter with #ElyMania. Below is just a sampling.
  • John Ely is so good, he struck out Chuck Norris. Twice. (@kjasalter)
  • John Ely struck out Chuck Norris... with 2 pitches. (@Russaldo13)
  • John Ely CAN tailgate at Dodger Stadium. (@IEEric)
  • John Ely was the first to be with CoCo.(@MrLASportsFan)
  • Coco is with John Ely. (@militantangleno)
  • John Ely can't walk and chew gum at the same time, because he doesn't walk anybody. (@ToddKaplan)
  • John Ely made Casey Blake's beard grow back. (@barkinj)
  • The only reason Andre Ethier's pinkie hasn't healed yet is because John Ely hasn't touched it. (@truebluela)
  • John Ely has heard of Andre Ethier. (@truebluela)
  • John Ely is the antidote for Kryptonite (@tinatinita)
  • John Ely knows how Lost ends. (@dpwtv)
  • Al Gore invented the internet. John Ely invented Al Gore. (@nineteen84)


  1. No Ely did not make Casey's beard grow back. Casey resurrected it.

  2. We will no longer say control freak, but Ely Freak. #ElyMania

  3. Awesome stuff! I took the liberty of sharing some of your post on ( also on my blog, ( John Ely also told me to add your blog to my blogroll.

    Andy J.


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