Thursday, April 01, 2010

Dodger Blue Cheerleaders?

As I'm sure you all know, via SOSG, the Dodgers will have their own cheerleading troop, called the Blue Babes, to move around Dodger Stadium is skin tight clothes and dance moves that would make Tiger Woods blush. They will no doubt seek to entice the drunken masses to dance along in an anarchically and sexually driven kind of revelry. Imagine ladies wearing only painted Blue clothes jumping down the aisles while passing out t-shirts from pump action cannons to the upper decks.

I, for the record, am in total approval. I understand that the Dodger tradition of family and good clean livin' may be harmed by such nonsense, but who cares. Sex sells, and the Dodgers need the money.

With the past corporate debacle that was Fox/News Corp. and the marital infidelity and impending apocalypse brought on by the McCourt divorce, I say, let's enjoy it while we can.

I, for one, can't wait to meet the ladies who will adorn Dodger Stadium with their good looks and charm. On this special of days be sure to read SOSG as they had the special honor of meeting and interviewing some of these wholesome gals.
LOS ANGELES — The Los Angeles Dodgers and Victoria's Secret are proud to announce The Blue Babes, an on-field baseball dance team in the tradition of the Marlins Mermaids and the Brewers' Diamond Dancers. The Blue Babes will provide between-innings entertainment for crowds at Dodger Stadium and will represent the team at functions throughout Los Angeles.


  1. Thanks Ernest for the shout-out! Remind me to buy you a beer sometime so we can party down together!

    Yeeeeeee hawwww Blue Heavennnnnnn!

  2. Will they be having any special appearances by Tommy Lasorda as a Nav'i?

    That would be epic. And tight. And sick.

    And maybe too tight.


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