Thursday, December 23, 2010

Happy Festivus!

A Festivus for the rest of us!

In honor of this great holiday I felt it would only be proper to air some grievances.
  • To Russell Martin: You were offered a good contract beyond what you eventually got. Also, what's this horse-puckey about not being wanted? You've got to be kidding me!
  • To Matt Kemp: Start hitting Baseballs and stop hitting on starlets!
  • To the McCourt's: I still cringe at the thought of you both. All I can say is thank goodness for divorce court. I can't wait for the day when we can all say... "and the new owner is...?"
  • To Steve Garvey: Owner Steve Garvey? Really? From clean cut boy scout to philandering liar to Major League owner- I dunno- It sounds too much like a sitcom. Ken Levine should put this down on paper.
  • To Ned Colletti: I don't trust you. Besides, I understand that you rooted for the Giants. Shame on you!
If you have any other disappointments please share them. I'm moving on to the "Feats of Strength." Anyone know where I can find the McCourt's this holiday season?

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1 comment:

  1. lol... "a Festivus for the rest of us"... love it. Time to bust open my Seinfeld dvds and hunt this episode down. Thanks for sharing... and Happy Festivus!


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